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'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"Brian's a bad health visitor."

"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

'Biting your nails is no big deal. But down to the first knuckle and we've got ourselves a problem.'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'You're smoking like a bastard tonight.'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"I only smoke when I have a lit cigarette in my mouth."

"He never closes the door when he leaves, which is strange because he hates when I leave a tab open."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

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"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"People are crazy."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

Sigmund Freud

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

Silent Body Language

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'