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'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

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"People are crazy."

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Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Sigmund Freud

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

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'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."

'Dad, I have commissioned my buddy to study your behavior patterns.'