Annoying Habit Analyst Prints

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

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"People are crazy."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Sigmund Freud

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

Silent Body Language

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

'Dad, I have commissioned my buddy to study your behavior patterns.'