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'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Brian's a bad health visitor."

"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

'Biting your nails is no big deal. But down to the first knuckle and we've got ourselves a problem.'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'You're smoking like a bastard tonight.'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"I only smoke when I have a lit cigarette in my mouth."

"He never closes the door when he leaves, which is strange because he hates when I leave a tab open."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"People are crazy."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

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Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

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