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"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"People are crazy."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

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"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"It's the boss's son, what can I do about it?"

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

'He's really keen, highly motivated. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to do anything.'

Sigmund Freud

'We've got a high staff fluctuation, that's why it's not worth furnishing the offices.'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'