Work Habit Analysts Mugs

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

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"It's the boss's son, what can I do about it?"

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"People are crazy."

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Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

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'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

'We've got a high staff fluctuation, that's why it's not worth furnishing the offices.'

'He's really keen, highly motivated. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to do anything.'

Sigmund Freud

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

Silent Body Language