Appetizer Aficionado Gifts

The four major food groups.

Devilled Eggs

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

I told you not to fill up on bread before the meal.

'It's nice to have appetizers before dinner.'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"