Appetite Aficionados Gifts

"Leftovers"

Life is for the birds.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Tongue in the ear...

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

I am to blame.

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Sushi Train Spotters

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Devilled Eggs

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

The four major food groups.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.