Appetite Aficionado Prints

A New Test.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

La Table

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Advocado

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Sitting in a tree

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Valentine Day

Happy thoughts

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Pope tarts.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Table Of The Elephants

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Love Birds love just being together