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"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Go large or go home!

"Keep it open."

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

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"I'm not really a finicky eater, but someone has to maintain some standards around here."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

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Bsnsm's Lnch

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

She'll only eat it if I cut off the crust.

I Ate New York.

'Nonsmoker, healthy diet, regular exercise. You put up a good little fight.'

"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

"Papi, more Hispanic kids than ever before now live in poverty."