Extravagant Eater Prints

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Baroque Peacock

"An everything Martini, please."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Habanero ..."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Roadkill Restaurant

Access Denied!

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

The car showroom

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

Bangers and Mash

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."