Extravagant Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Baroque Peacock

"An everything Martini, please."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"I have a taste for luxury."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

Wine Prices

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"