Extravagant Drinker Gifts

"An everything Martini, please."

Baroque Peacock

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"They know me here."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'The first cocktail.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"I have a taste for luxury."

Expensive Restaurant

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"Bad day?"

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

'...the big bag is for the bill.'

The Rake's Progress - The young heir takes possession of the miser's effects.

'Now we're really going to live beyond your means, Walter.'

"I'm looking for a red with a fruity bouquet, lightly peppery on the palate, and will get me smashed in under 3 glasses."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 5

"Thank heavens, something with an oaky, peppery finish."