Extravagant Drinker Pillows

"An everything Martini, please."

Baroque Peacock

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"They know me here."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'The first cocktail.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"I have a taste for luxury."

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Expensive Restaurant

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"Bad day?"

'...the big bag is for the bill.'

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

The Rake's Progress - The young heir takes possession of the miser's effects.

'Now we're really going to live beyond your means, Walter.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 5

Wine Lover