Extravagant Spender Pillows

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Now we're really going to live beyond your means, Walter.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"An everything Martini, please."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"You spoil that dog."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'