Extravagant Spender Gifts

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Now we're really going to live beyond your means, Walter.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"You spoil that dog."

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."