
"But then I think about how rich you are, and then everything's all right again."
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"But then I think about how rich you are, and then everything's all right again."
'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'
A Macaroni in 1772
"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."
'We want it painted the colour of money!'
'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'
"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'
'Sorry - I only donate big.'
'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'
"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."
I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.
The Mortons: It's all about our money.
'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'
'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'
'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'
The Great Catsby.
'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'
'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'
"You spoil that dog."
"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."
"Hey! Great haircut!!
'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'
'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'
80 Million Euros for a football player.
"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."
Buyer's Remorse for Dummies
Prince.
View Down Ladies' Mile
'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'
"What would you recommend for someone who's wealthy?"
'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'
"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."
"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."
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