Big Spender Gifts

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but can't remember what it was I wanted."

"Dear, your boss just called to tell you there was a slight mistake in your paycheck."

Salary Cap.

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'That's for the trailer, now for the boat and motor, Mr.Barnes, Mr Barnes...'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'The Insurance money finally came today!'

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'Rumor is, the stock is going to be upgraded from 'super' to 'super duper'.'

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Hey! Great haircut!!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"You spoil that dog."

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

80 Million Euros for a football player.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store