Big Spender Prints

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but can't remember what it was I wanted."

"Dear, your boss just called to tell you there was a slight mistake in your paycheck."

Salary Cap.

Opinion Poll. Gentlemen, I'm taking a consumer confidence poll ... Confident? I'll say! If there's one thing I'm confident of it's my ability to consume!

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'That's for the trailer, now for the boat and motor, Mr.Barnes, Mr Barnes...'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'The Insurance money finally came today!'

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'Rumor is, the stock is going to be upgraded from 'super' to 'super duper'.'

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"You spoil that dog."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store