Extravagant Spenders Gifts

'From living beyond our means, we've gone to living beyond our wildest expectations!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"You spoil that dog."

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"I have a taste for luxury."

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'