Overspending Aficionado Gifts

'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Please take this away from me.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"You spoil that dog."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Credit card customer of the month'

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"Wow - good job!"

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"...And a 'Death by Chocolate' for Madame..."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."