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'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

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"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Please take this away from me.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

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"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"You spoil that dog."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

'Credit card customer of the month'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

Pushy Cashpoint

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'