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'What do you do with the time you save?'

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"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

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"I travel Prada whenever I can."

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'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

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'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

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'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

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"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

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"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

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'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

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"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."