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'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

The Personal ATM

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

How to do without

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

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'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

'Credit card customer of the month'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."