Ambitious Spender Gifts

Perfume Counter

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"You spoil that dog."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

80 Million Euros for a football player.

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

Pushy Cashpoint

Spiralling inflation

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."