Humorous Spender Gifts

'Stay away from her.. she can go through your allowance fast.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

"How much is the sign?"

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

Budget Opticians.

'Ooops, wrong door!'

80 Million Euros for a football player.

Your Flexible Fiend.

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

'Yes, they do have magnetic strips, but no, iron supplements don't cause you to be attracted to credit cards.'

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

I intend running up some bills.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

"I only swallowed a 10p piece. Why are you making me cough up £50?"