Spending Satirist Gifts

Your Flexible Fiend.

'Yes, they do have magnetic strips, but no, iron supplements don't cause you to be attracted to credit cards.'

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'Ooops, wrong door!'

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

Spot the difference.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Made in China

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'The recession is over, again.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

The Euro - R.I.P.

Money god

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'Wait a minute....!