Shopping Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the playful critique of shopping satire? Our curated collection features witty designs that are perfect for those who love to poke fun at consumer culture. From humorous mugs to bold prints, these items showcase the clever humor of shopping satirists—ideal for those who see the lighter side of retail madness.

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Express lane - zero items.

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'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.'

'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.' mockup

'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.'

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'Of course the rate of depression goes up on Christmas. The malls are closed.'

'Of course the rate of depression goes up on Christmas. The malls are closed.' mockup

'Of course the rate of depression goes up on Christmas. The malls are closed.'

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'He's been visiting IKEA with someone else.'

'He's been visiting IKEA with someone else.' mockup

'He's been visiting IKEA with someone else.'

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'I need some help finding the perfect gift for that not so perfect someone.'

'I need some help finding the perfect gift for that not so perfect someone.' mockup

'I need some help finding the perfect gift for that not so perfect someone.'

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Crap Nav

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'I'm sorry, we have a bring your own policy here.'

'I'm sorry, we have a bring your own policy here.' mockup

'I'm sorry, we have a bring your own policy here.'

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'Go ahead, take one -- just think of it as shopping.'

'Go ahead, take one -- just think of it as shopping.' mockup

'Go ahead, take one -- just think of it as shopping.'

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Toothpaste mental shutdown.

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'Do you have to return everything I buy you, Helen?'

'Do you have to return everything I buy you, Helen?' mockup

'Do you have to return everything I buy you, Helen?'

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"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!" mockup

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

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"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

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"Thank you Madam. That will be £5000 plus 5p for the bag, of course..."

"Thank you Madam. That will be £5000 plus 5p for the bag, of course..." mockup

"Thank you Madam. That will be £5000 plus 5p for the bag, of course..."

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Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils. mockup

Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils.

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Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

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What if retail stores behaved like websites?

What if retail stores behaved like websites? mockup

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?" mockup

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

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'If it's not on the shelf - we don't have it!'

'If it's not on the shelf - we don't have it!' mockup

'If it's not on the shelf - we don't have it!'

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'Mind if I go ahead? I've just one can of dog food.' - 'Goodness no. If you're that hungry, go right ahead.'

'Mind if I go ahead? I've just one can of dog food.' - 'Goodness no. If you're that hungry, go right ahead.' mockup

'Mind if I go ahead? I've just one can of dog food.' - 'Goodness no. If you're that hungry, go right ahead.'

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Gross pig size!

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"We should come window shopping more often."

"We should come window shopping more often." mockup

"We should come window shopping more often."

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Pirates at the mall.

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Contry and Western shopper

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'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.' mockup

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

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"Retail-shopping re-enactors."

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Woman walking past Five Guys.

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Money 'n' Things

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"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?" mockup

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

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Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you? mockup

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

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They get into debt so fast these days...

They get into debt so fast these days... mockup

They get into debt so fast these days...

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"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!" mockup

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

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Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

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'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.' mockup

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

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"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!" mockup

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

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'The stuff legends are made of'

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Shopping Satirist Gifts Collection

Shopping Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of shopping satirist mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for coffee lovers and satire fans.

Shopping Satirist Pillows

Discover pillows with a satirical twist—adding humor and personality to their living space.

Shopping Satirist Prints

Browse our collection of prints that humorously critique shopping and retail culture—ideal for framing the perfect satirical statement.

Shopping Satirist T-Shirts

Check out our shopping satire t-shirts, designed to make a witty statement about consumer culture.