Grocery Shopping Satirist Gifts

For the grocery shopping satirist, find quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that poke fun at aisle antics and supermarket stereotypes. Perfect for those who love humor with their shopping list and a witty twist on retail routines.

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Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea. mockup

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

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'You now have over 1,750,000 travel points. Enough to get you from here to your car in the parking lot.'

'You now have over 1,750,000 travel points. Enough to get you from here to your car in the parking lot.' mockup

'You now have over 1,750,000 travel points. Enough to get you from here to your car in the parking lot.'

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Pirates at the mall.

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?" mockup

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

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What if retail stores behaved like websites?

What if retail stores behaved like websites? mockup

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

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'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.' mockup

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

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"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!" mockup

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

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'The stuff legends are made of'

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"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!" mockup

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

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Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

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Eye of Newt Helper

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'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?' mockup

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

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'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!' mockup

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

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5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket mockup

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

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'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.' mockup

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

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Low income vampires.

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Free Range / Deranged

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'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .' mockup

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

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Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines. mockup

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

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That was 16 items.

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Self Checkout

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New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta. mockup

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

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"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

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"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish." mockup

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

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"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'." mockup

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

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"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?" mockup

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

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'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.' mockup

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

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'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you' mockup

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

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Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...' mockup

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

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"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..." mockup

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

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'This could be a new record!'

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Crap Nav

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10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor). mockup

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

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Toothpaste mental shutdown.

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Hand baskets only lane in hell.

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Grocery Shopping Satirist Gifts Collection

Grocery Shopping Satirist Mugs

Discover our collection of satirical mugs, perfect for grocery shoppers with a sense of humor. Bring laughter to your coffee breaks with our witty designs.

Grocery Shopping Satirist Pillows

Bring humor into your home with our satirical pillows, celebrating the lighter side of grocery shopping routines.

Grocery Shopping Satirist Prints

Browse our witty prints that humorously highlight the eccentricities of supermarket shopping. Ideal for decorating your space with a laugh.

Grocery Shopping Satirist T-Shirts

Check out our range of humorous t-shirts featuring grocery shopping satire. A fun way to express your retail sportsmanship in style.