Shopaholic Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the shopaholic satirist? Discover humor-infused items that celebrate their love for shopping and their sharp wit. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to their retail adventures or as a tongue-in-cheek gift that makes a statement. From smart mugs to witty t-shirts, find something that matches their playful, sarcastic spirit and passion for shopping. These products are designed to amuse and delight anyone with a knack for retail and a good sense of humor.

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FOOD, CLOTHING, AND SHELTER, 'These 'big box' stores are getting out of hand.'

FOOD, CLOTHING, AND SHELTER, 'These 'big box' stores are getting out of hand.' mockup

FOOD, CLOTHING, AND SHELTER, 'These 'big box' stores are getting out of hand.'

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Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you? mockup

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV." mockup

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!" mockup

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

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They get into debt so fast these days...

They get into debt so fast these days... mockup

They get into debt so fast these days...

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Pirates at the mall.

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?" mockup

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

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"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!" mockup

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

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What if retail stores behaved like websites?

What if retail stores behaved like websites? mockup

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

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"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards." mockup

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

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Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

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'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.' mockup

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

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"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!" mockup

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

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"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!" mockup

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

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'The stuff legends are made of'

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Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

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A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale". mockup

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

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'How do I know if it's seaworthy?' mockup

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

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"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying." mockup

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

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"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!" mockup

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

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'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.' mockup

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

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"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!" mockup

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

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'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?' mockup

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

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"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing." mockup

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

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Pirate trying on parrots.

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'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!' mockup

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

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If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want! mockup

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

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Great moments in shopping

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'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.' mockup

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

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"Back here in 30 minutes?"

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5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket mockup

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

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'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.' mockup

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

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"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!" mockup

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

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Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines. mockup

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

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Shopaholic Satirist Gifts Collection

Shopaholic Satirist Mugs

Looking for more humorous gifts for the shopaholic satirist? Check out our collection of witty mugs designed to bring a smile to any retail lover’s face.

Shopaholic Satirist Pillows

Brighten up their space with funny pillows that showcase the witty side of a shopaholic’s retail obsession.

Shopaholic Satirist Prints

Find the perfect art print to humorously celebrate the retail therapy enthusiast’s clever, playful personality.

Shopaholic Satirist T-Shirts

Discover a range of hilarious t-shirts that perfectly capture the clever humor and shopping passion of the shopaholic satirist.