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The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

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