Savings Satire Enthusiast Gifts

'I would caution against making long term investments.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Greek Crisis

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Golden bubbles

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

Financial Bailout Required.

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

'But hey, it's only money.'

'Everyone is Economizing.'

Conrad Black loots Hollinger International.

'The red phone is my grapevine to Andrea Mitchenll, who hears it firsthand from Alan Greenspan, who hears it first from Ben Bernanke.'