Savings Satire Enthusiast Pillows

'I would caution against making long term investments.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Greek Crisis

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

Golden bubbles

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Financial Bailout Required.

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

'But hey, it's only money.'

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

Conrad Black loots Hollinger International.

'Everyone is Economizing.'

'The red phone is my grapevine to Andrea Mitchenll, who hears it firsthand from Alan Greenspan, who hears it first from Ben Bernanke.'