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Modern Expense Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the modern expense satirist? Find products that poke fun at today’s financial culture and satirize the world of expenses with clever, humorous designs. Whether for a fellow finance enthusiast or a satire lover, these gifts will add a dash of wit to their day.
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'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
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America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes
'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'
"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."
'The recession is over, again.'
Fuel bill gone through the roof
"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."
'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'
Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed
"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"
Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.
"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'
The Euro - R.I.P.
'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'
"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."
'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'
"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."
Money god
Where Ignorance is Bliss.
'I think we're setting the bar too low.'
'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'
'Wait a minute....!
Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.
'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'
'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'
'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'
Investments.
'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'
Modern Expense Satirist Gifts Collection
Modern Expense Satirist Mugs
Browse our range of mugs featuring satirical takes on modern expense culture—great for adding humor to your morning routine.
Modern Expense Satirist Pillows
Discover pillows with witty, satirical designs about expenses—bring humor and comfort to your living space.
Modern Expense Satirist Prints
Explore our humorous prints that satirize expense culture—ideal for decorating a space with wit and style.
Modern Expense Satirist T-Shirts
Check out our collection of satirical t-shirts that poke fun at today's financial woes—an excellent gift for the modern expense satire enthusiast.