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'Stay away from her.. she can go through your allowance fast.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"How much is the sign?"

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

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'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

Budget Opticians.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'Ooops, wrong door!'

Your Flexible Fiend.

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

'Yes, they do have magnetic strips, but no, iron supplements don't cause you to be attracted to credit cards.'

I intend running up some bills.

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"My broker gave me this Wall Street rally cap."

"Looks like your Beryl`s been window shopping again."

"How much were you thinking of spending?"