Laugh-seeking Spender Pillows

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"How much is the sign?"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

'Your check to 'Hooters' bounced, ironically enought.'

Budget Opticians.

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'Ooops, wrong door!'

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

Your Flexible Fiend.

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

The cost of Halloween.

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

'Yes, they do have magnetic strips, but no, iron supplements don't cause you to be attracted to credit cards.'

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"I only swallowed a 10p piece. Why are you making me cough up £50?"

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

Canned Laughter

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

"Turns out the training budget has been cut, so we'll continue doing things the stupid way for another year."

"The shop was so quiet I could hear your overdraft growing."

This next request goes out to the big spender who would like to hear 25 cents' worth of "Louie Louie."

The Stimulus.

The new ATMs.

'Hello, Huff & Swoon?...Yeah, buy me 300 shares of Hanukkah.'

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

Melvin couldn't afford a crown for his tooth so he got what he could with twenty bucks.