Spooktacular Spender Pillows

The cost of Halloween.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'Credit card customer of the month'

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"Trick or Treat - sorry, cash only."

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

At the monster supermarket.

Bank. Statements and Accounts. I stretched my holiday budget so much this year, it snapped back and flattened me.

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

'It does grow on trees!'