Spooktacular Spender Pillows

The cost of Halloween.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

At the monster supermarket.

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

'It does grow on trees!'

"It's my birthday, do you want to see what you brought me?"