Budget-conscious Chuckler Pillows

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

Budget Opticians.

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

'Cuts in Roman times.'

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'

'...Or, if you're on a budget, there's always the La Brea tar pits.'

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

'Oh, Honey...I know you want a little addition to the family - But we just can't afford a 48 inch flat screen plasma.'

"I only swallowed a 10p piece. Why are you making me cough up £50?"

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"Turns out the training budget has been cut, so we'll continue doing things the stupid way for another year."

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

The Stimulus.

'He says it's cheaper than hiring border guards.'

"The shop was so quiet I could hear your overdraft growing."

Melvin couldn't afford a crown for his tooth so he got what he could with twenty bucks.

'I can't afford em - Will you kill me?'

"I'm afraid we couldn't afford an artificial so we transplanted yours with a can of peaches."

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

'Thanks Clyde for an entertaining evening. The forty nine cent hamburger and the ten cent tip will long live in my memory.'

"I got the idea from community care....They had an article about Megan, the first social work dog!"

'When I was your age, you could live all year on a billion dollars.'

"I think you need to work on your pelvic floor exercises, dear!"