Financially Challenged Chuckler Pillows

"First the good news. You'll never have to worry about identity theft."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'

Bankruptcy court

"Business is terrible. I've already had to refill with red ink two times this month."

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

Yeah, Fred's a real credit to the human race. He owes everyone.

"I did warn you about the after effects."

'I gave at the office.'

"Are you sure you've got sufficient funds in your account to cover this cheque?"

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

Clancy: Women and Horse-Racing

"I think you need to work on your pelvic floor exercises, dear!"

Oil Pressure.

'The guy who hacked our banks' computer has transfered 10,- to us when he saw our balance...'

'Walter doesn't trust banks.'

"Rona you say, well nice to meet you." (man talking to the corona virus)