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"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"How much is the sign?"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

Budget Opticians.

'Ooops, wrong door!'

80 Million Euros for a football player.

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

Your Flexible Fiend.

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

'How much exactly is a chinese takeaway?'

The cost of Halloween.

'Yes, they do have magnetic strips, but no, iron supplements don't cause you to be attracted to credit cards.'

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

Canned Laughter

"I only swallowed a 10p piece. Why are you making me cough up £50?"

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

"Turns out the training budget has been cut, so we'll continue doing things the stupid way for another year."

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

The Stimulus.

'Hello, Huff & Swoon?...Yeah, buy me 300 shares of Hanukkah.'

The new ATMs.

"The shop was so quiet I could hear your overdraft growing."

Pound sign in a stained glass window of a church.

Melvin couldn't afford a crown for his tooth so he got what he could with twenty bucks.