Excessive Spender Pillows

"You spoil that dog."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."