Excessive Spender Pillows

"You spoil that dog."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Hey! Great haircut!!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"What happened to consumer confidence?"