Unusual Drinker Pillows

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"An everything Martini, please."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'The first cocktail.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I paint only what I love..."

'Hey, everybody. Dr. Jekyll here has concocted a new mix for us.'

Christmas drinker

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

I'd suggest less drinking, less smoking and less watching Paris Hilton on TV as good New Years' resolutions.

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

Wine Lover

Slush Poopy.

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."