Unusual Drinker Gifts

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"An everything Martini, please."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'The first cocktail.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I paint only what I love..."

Christmas drinker

I'd suggest less drinking, less smoking and less watching Paris Hilton on TV as good New Years' resolutions.

'Hey, everybody. Dr. Jekyll here has concocted a new mix for us.'

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

'Not bad -- now let's try it with a twist of lime.'

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car."

"Thank heavens, something with an oaky, peppery finish."

"I'm looking for a red with a fruity bouquet, lightly peppery on the palate, and will get me smashed in under 3 glasses."

Wine Lover

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

Slush Poopy.

Sorry, I don't know how to make a pink squirrel. May I suggest a white wolverine?