Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."

"Exercise: Check! Diet: Check! No vices: Check!"

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Does he make good money? Well, it's good enough for me!'

'Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.'

'Maybe it's your diet?'

On holiday.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Reach for the Star.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Happy Retirement

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Champagne Charlie.

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.