Lifestyle Enthusiasts Gifts

"Then ask yourselves, 'Do we really need all this luxury?'And your answer, of course, is 'Yes!'"

On holiday.

Reach for the Star.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Happy Retirement

"He looks so much like his dad."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'Therapy in L.A.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Champagne Charlie.

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Feathered frenzy

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"