Lifestyle Enthusiasts Gifts

"Then ask yourselves, 'Do we really need all this luxury?'And your answer, of course, is 'Yes!'"

On holiday.

Reach for the Star.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Happy Retirement

"He looks so much like his dad."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Therapy in L.A.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Champagne Charlie.

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

Feathered frenzy

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."