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'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

A Macaroni in 1772

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Champagne Charlie.

'New money or old money?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.