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The Great Catsby.

Puck Building Shoot-out

"We love what you've done with your money."

'Take back the pool and bring me a lake.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'What wine goes with the $700 billion bailout?'

"I have a case of the Winter Ceruleans."

"With the Coffin 3000, you can take it with you."

A Macaroni in 1772

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Excess is the way I measure success.'