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"Being in possession of great wealth made me a bit self-conscious at first, but I finally came to terms with it."

"It's my one indulgence."

"Hastings- get rid of my lavish life style."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Taste in High Life.

'I work hard to get what I want - more what I already have.'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Los Ranchos Del Big Bucksville, Next 3 Exits...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Domestic Spying Drones

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

The world of surveillance.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

The Great Catsby.

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

'How can you be so cheap?'

'From up here they look like us.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"