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'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

The Toilette of Salome I - suppressed version

"What would you recommend for someone who's wealthy?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Felix Mendelssohn

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A Macaroni in 1772

New Shoes.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Deflator mouse

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Bravo!"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Your tiny hand is frozen...

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Masquerade

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'