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The Toilette of Salome I - suppressed version

"What would you recommend for someone who's wealthy?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"Bravo!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

A Macaroni in 1772

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Deflator mouse

New Shoes.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Your tiny hand is frozen...

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Masquerade

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Kensington Fluffies

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'