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"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

A Macaroni in 1772

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"The filthy rich"

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk