
"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."
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"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."
A Macaroni in 1772
Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.
'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
'We want it painted the colour of money!'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"
"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'
Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.
'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'
"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"
"Port outbound, starboard home."
"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."
'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'
'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'
"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"
'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'
"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."
A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.
"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."
"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."
'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'
Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning
Rolls Royce House and Car
"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."
Cafe society / Nescafe society.
'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'
The Mortons: It's all about our money.
Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
'You're talking three million, ballpark
'It does have a certain timeless quality.'
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